Beef Tea

I don't know if you've noticed that there are a lot of coffee shops about these days. Well there are. A lot.

My good friend Inappropriate Richard reckons a Bovril shop would be a money-spinner, but I wasn't too sure. Anyway, I had a think about it, and I imagine he's right. And here I am, imagining it.

INT. BOVRIL SHOP - DAY

TERRY IS IN THE BOVRIL SHOP QUEUE AND IT'S HIS TURN TO BE SERVED.

BARISTA:
And how can I help you, sir?

TERRY:
Bovril, please.

BARISTA:
Certainly. Here you are. That's 45p.

ENDS

Actually, I'll probably do a bit more research. Back later.