Friday, 26 June 2009

Five Things People Think Work But In Fact Don't

1) Crossing fingers when lying
No defence in law. It turns out.

2) Dog whistles
They just lick them. They'd rather bark anyway, I suspect.

3) Anti-ageing cream
You might as well have anti-gravity cream.

4) The internet
Michael Jackson dies and Twitter follows suit.

5) Anything other than fools or horses.

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