1) Crossing fingers when lying
No defence in law. It turns out.
2) Dog whistles
They just lick them. They'd rather bark anyway, I suspect.
3) Anti-ageing cream
You might as well have anti-gravity cream.
4) The internet
Michael Jackson dies and Twitter follows suit.
5) Anything other than fools or horses.
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