John Prescott has got bulimia. This is not a laughing matter.
Anybody found laughing at jokes about John Prescott's bulimia is frankly beyond the pale.
I mean, anybody who points out that there's a difference between bulimia and eating so much you're sick is not welcome at this blog.
Similarly, anybody who says that we need to tell Prescott that it's not bulimia unless you actually vomit after you gorge yourself is also banned.
Finally, those who say they are looking forward to reading about Ann Widdecombe's sex addiction and Heather Mills's restless legs syndrome in next week's Sunday Times must also go somewhere else for their sick thrills.
I hope I've made myself clear.