- A sniffer dog at Creamfields;
- The man who picks up all the coins from the stage after a Jimmy Carr gig;
- The bloke who stands in front of Osama Bin Laden holding his coat and umbrella wide open to obscure him from American spy satellites when Osama's got the runs;
- The chap who Piers Morgan employs to tell him he's a cock every time he acts like a cock;
- A peanut collector at an all-you-can-eat peanut buffet.
So, as you can see, I've been quite busy. So busy that I've been completely unable to direct you to this website, which collects passive-aggressive notes like the one in my previous post. Thankfully, that's all over now.