Oh, you don't think there are any hidden Jews in public life? Then let me start at the top.
Number 1: The Pope
He's definitely Jewish.
- Real name is Joe Ratzinger.
- Often seen reading Old Testament (or 'Only Testament,' as he NO DOUBT refers to it in private).
- Wears skull cap in public.
- Papal name is Benedict, often abbreviated to Benny - like Benny Goodman.
- Is circumcised.*
* Awaiting confirmation on this point. All requests to Vatican for proof have been ignored - firming up suspicion that Roman Catholic Church is part of pan-global Jewish conspiracy.