"How much is that doggy in the window?/The one with the waggily tail?"
What sort of pet shop puts a dog in the window? The logistics of such an action chill me to the bone.
I bet they put a cat next to it. And a mouse next to that. They probably think, "Ooh, it'll be just like a cartoon."
No, it'll be a bloodbath. Irresponsible idiots. How dare they? I mean, how bloody dare they? They shouldn't be glamorized in song, they should be strung up. Monsters.
I know it's an old song, but it's only just occurred to me.
Goodness me, it's nice to be back.